why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
