Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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