I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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