did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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