is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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