so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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