: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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