After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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