It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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