your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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