Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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