its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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