in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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