I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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