Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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