I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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