Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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