it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
barbara walters just said penis...
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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