nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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