You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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