im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
sex in a hospital.. check
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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