Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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