i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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