Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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