Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
not ubering you a puppy
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