Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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