Where did you get a picture of my penis
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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