What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
