Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
what is it with giant penises always finding me
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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