tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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