im about as happy as oj after his trial
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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