How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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