she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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