marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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