Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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