all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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