I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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