I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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