not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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