I feel great
I just peed on a car
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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