all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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