I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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