I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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