Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Kiss
Puke
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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