OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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