they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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