we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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