i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.