please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!