Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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