I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
do nipples grow back?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
