so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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