He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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