i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
