Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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