They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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