I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
