is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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