this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I need to calm my uterus...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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